Friday, August 11, 2006
Quotable quotes for your reading pleasure
Got these in a recent e-mail; thought they were funny and thoughtful, decided to share 'em until I can actually get back to here and bring yall up to date... like it or not! :)
"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators
would be dead."
--Johnny Carson
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
Paul Rodriguez (so true!!)
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty
and that's the law."
--Jerry Seinfeld
"Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire
you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to
tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson
"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
--Oscar Wilde
"Suppose you were an idiot .. And suppose you were a member of
Congress... But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At
least they can find Afghanistan."
--A. Whitney Brown
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